Dear Chesterfield.
I am getting very sick of you… Luckily I only have a few more weeks left to deal with you. I really don’t plan on coming back to you. You can keep it.
-Sincerly
Posted March 4, 2010 at 11:46am in story
Whoaaaa.
Its been along time since I posted anything! My life has been very busy these last few weeks, but its all worth it and you want to know why!? I am now happy and proud to say that I am a member of the US Army. Yup… I enlisted and joined on January 28th. Im sure you all are thinking “What! You joined the Army!? Seriously!?”. Its true… I wish I would of done this along time ago, I never really thought of it before. I love doing extreme things going on crazy adventures and endless physical activities. Its perfect, and just for me. Anyways the career I picked in the Army is Airborne Infantry, pretty much I’ll be jumping out of planes all day. Sounds fun huh? I will be leaving on April 7th to Fort Benning, GA for 17 weeks of rigorous training. After that I will be heading home for about 3 weeks then when that ends, I have no idea where I’ll be. I could be anywhere from Germany to Alaska… Anywhere. Then once a few years have passed im hoping to become a journalist for the Army… You know, take pictures and video as all the action happens. Thats me! This should be a really fun experience and through out the whole thing I will bring my handy dandy camera and post pictures frequently and tell stories of my travels! So keep checking back in the future this site isn’t going no where. Wish me luck.
Posted February 20, 2010 at 11:55am in Story
Posted January 13, 2010 at 3:33pm in Story
It’s been a year already! Time really flew by so fast… I love you Katie, and I cant wait to have many many many more great memories with you! Happy Anniversary.
Posted October 28, 2009 at 12:11am in story
That stuff is the best… And it even prevents aging! Go get some Acai Berry Juice today!
Posted October 23, 2009 at 6:28pm in story
An awkward moment in class.
- Okay, so I was texting in class today... I know... Its bad, but OH WELL! Anyways ive been texting all semester pretty much, and I always kept it between my legs so I can easily respond instead of digging in my pocket every time for it. So then the teacher walked by me and said:
- Teacher: Cory put that phone away!
- Me: What phone?
- Teacher: The phone between your legs! arghhh!
- Me: Theres a phone between my legs?
- Teacher: Yeah... I know its there!
- Me: How do you know?
- Teacher: Im looking at it now under the table.
- Me: Whoa! What you doing looking between my legs?!
- Teacher: I don't know I cant help it sometimes. Its an obvious spot.
- Me: Wow... I had no idea it was there! Honest!
- Teacher: Don't let me see it again there...
- The moral of this story is... Guys, don't put your phone between your legs or else your 50 year old teacher will just have a reason the rest of the semester to look there... Which is a place where no teachers eyes shall lay.
Posted October 12, 2009 at 6:13pm in Story
