Okay, so I was texting in class today... I know... Its bad, but OH WELL! Anyways ive been texting all semester pretty much, and I always kept it between my legs so I can easily respond instead of digging in my pocket every time for it. So then the teacher walked by me and said:
Teacher:
Cory put that phone away!
Me:
What phone?
Teacher:
The phone between your legs! arghhh!
Me:
Theres a phone between my legs?
Teacher:
Yeah... I know its there!
Me:
How do you know?
Teacher:
Im looking at it now under the table.
Me:
Whoa! What you doing looking between my legs?!
Teacher:
I don't know I cant help it sometimes. Its an obvious spot.
Me:
Wow... I had no idea it was there! Honest!
Teacher:
Don't let me see it again there...
The moral of this story is... Guys, don't put your phone between your legs or else your 50 year old teacher will just have a reason the rest of the semester to look there... Which is a place where no teachers eyes shall lay.
