October 2009
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Oct 31st
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Oct 28th
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ListenWOW, I forgot how much I loved Belle and...
Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 19th
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“The decision that I’ll be making in the next few days will change my life.”
Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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An awkward moment in class.
Okay, so I was texting in class today... I know... Its bad, but OH WELL! Anyways ive been texting all semester pretty much, and I always kept it between my legs so I can easily respond instead of digging in my pocket every time for it. So then the teacher walked by me and said:
Teacher: Cory put that phone away!
Me: What phone?
Teacher: The phone between your legs! arghhh!
Me: Theres a phone between my legs?
Teacher: Yeah... I know its there!
Me: How do you know?
Teacher: Im looking at it now under the table.
Me: Whoa! What you doing looking between my legs?!
Teacher: I don't know I cant help it sometimes. Its an obvious spot.
Me: Wow... I had no idea it was there! Honest!
Teacher: Don't let me see it again there...
The moral of this story is... Guys, don't put your phone between your legs or else your 50 year old teacher will just have a reason the rest of the semester to look there... Which is a place where no teachers eyes shall lay.
Oct 12th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 5th